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[[Insomnia]]

Павлин. Хвост полтора метра в диаметре, маленькая-маленькая голова и два ведра гонора.
He's peacock. Got a 1,5 meter tail, small-small head and two buckets of ambition.

Мужчины бывают трех видов: обнять и плакать, поймать и трахать, отойти и поржать.
Men are of three kinds: hug and cry, catch and fuck, stand back and laugh.

man falls in love just as he falls downstairs. It’s an accident

Знаєш, коли дiйсно солодко, то цукор нiдочого.
You know, when truly sweet, there's no place for sugar .

My marketers have learned from the devil (c) Bill Gates
Devil have learned from my marketers (c) Steve Jobs

When you have a hammer in hand, all around looks like a nail!

I dont understand why is it called a broken heart. It feels like all the bones are broken too.

Hapiness is when in your head, at home and in bed is the same person.

Love people. Use things. Not vice versa

Comments

[[Insomnia]]

Never listen to any advice. In fact this one as well.

[[Insomnia]]

Wow, what kind of a sarcasm! I'm charmed!

[[Insomnia]]

Проходите, проходите, – глумливо продолжил Y– чувствуйте себя как в гостях, но не забывайте, что надо пытаться делать вид, что вы дома.